sorely mistaken

recent days have shown that there are a few things i thought i was good at, which i am apparently not.  please find below, the short list.

1. drinking - evident in a very late night, abrupt visit to a garbage can on the corner of 8th avenue and 14th street, like some commoner.

2. not getting pimples - self explanatory 

3. basketball - defense, offense, etc...

4. entertaining myself without alcohol (see #1)

5. not burning my mouth on acid (see last post)