bob marley banana tongues

first there's this bob marley banana photo sent to me by my friend in
berlin:

clearly the only option he has is to frame and then list this photo in the arts and crafts section of craigslist and sell it for $75,452.26, becuase his friend ate the banana.

and then...

jealous of all the clever little ways people have changed their comments tag on their blogs, i looked up synonyms for said and found:

state, say, tell, express, verbalize, utter, or give tongue to.

soon i'll be able to say, "mr. g8s gave tongue to me over my bob marley banana".