here's the thing, the television show is "shear genius".  you know you're getting your hair cut.  it's free.  you're on television.  and you won't let someone cut off your precious hair?

here's a suggestion: don't be a guest on a show that's entire point is that they cut your hair!

(because there's no caps, you can't tell that i screamed that last line, but i did!)

idiots.

idiots everywhere.